Jack Kelly has spent most of his life narrowly avoiding success. Back when he worked for Tesco, he was runner up in the prestigious Best Colleague Award, just pipped at the post by Dennis from checkouts. Despite his popularity, Jack still suspects Dennis was putting customers' points onto his own Clubcard, which would explain how he went to Alton Towers so frequently.

 

You may have seen Jack on TV as the back of his head once appeared on Channel 5 - an uncredited appearance - but still a cameo his Mum insists on sharing to Facebook when it appears in her memories. This was the first time Jack noticed he was balding.

 

In February 2019, Jack got up and told some jokes to twelve people above a cocktail bar in Glossop and he's been trying to replicate that rush of dopamine ever since.

 

He’s also written for BBC Radio 4, is a regular host for the award-winning The Laughienda Comedy Club, has had two successful runs at Edinburgh Festival Fringe and was a finalist for Greater Manchester Fringe Comedian Of The Year. But talking about things like that gives him the ick.